Boras attempting to sell Cubs on 'The Maddux' - 2004-02-04
Greg Maddux may be arriving at the Cubs, and this is potentially wonderful news for the team's pitching staff, which lives in a dark world lacking knowledge, wisdom and teeth.
Boras should mention how Maddux's talents in the kitchen often send Emeril into tears of shame. And if you know what's good for you, you don't sneeze at Maddux's fluency in 10 languages at all, including Farsi. The Cubs should compensate him for his fielding, for his driving record, for his perfect hygiene, for his efforts at brokering peace in Ireland and for his abilities at the blackjack table.
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